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According to tradition, Santa lives at the north pole.
Also, Santa and his helpers make all the gifts he delivers on Christmas eve.
That must mean the north pole is somewhere in China!
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Monkey Butt
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He has you tricked. Santa has all those fake tags made and installed so you never suspect or investigate exactly where his North Pole factory is. He has an entire division of elves for cyber making all of those distracting shipping labels that never went anyplace but his sleigh to your house.
Its a serious operation.
Boy, are you gullible. I am glad I could explain that to you.
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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Should be Riding
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the North pole could be in the U.S. if you put a little effort in it then, following your logic
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Monkey Butt
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Exactly! Finally somebody gets it.
I am kinda mad at Santa. Keep asking for a Maserati and he keeps forgetting. I guess he only gifts kids.
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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Fe Butt
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How times change. And here just a couple generations ago and when most of us here were still in short pants as they used to say, it was another Asian country that would be the butt of such jokes. Or am I the only one around here who remembers comedian Allan Sherman's 1963 hit novelty recording set to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas with the final line of each stanza being: "And a Japanese transistor radio." Surely all my fellow geezers here remember this, don't we?  (...and btw and while I'm at it here, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my old BA.com friends!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Should be Riding
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Exactly! Finally somebody gets it.
I am kinda mad at Santa. Keep asking for a Maserati and he keeps forgetting. I guess he only gifts kids.
That's because the north pole isn't in Italy
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Monkey Butt
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Dang! I may consider moving.  I want this one. 
I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.
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Should be Riding
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I'm all about the Aston Martin. I'd literally take any one of them. Too bad the North Pole isn't in England...
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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I don't need no stinkin Santa! I've got a generous girlfriend! She bought me a new Corvette for my birthday in Oct. But she said there's been some kind of "delivery problem" or some such, and now it's not gonna be here till Xmas. She's gonna get me new custom seat covers for it to make up for the delay. I believe in Santa AND her! 
Fidelis et Fortis
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Boy, All I want is a Red Ryder... 
'04' Black America
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Dinosaur.
"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland
"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson
"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville
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Loquacious
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Youll put ur eye out with that
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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'04' Black America
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