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You know, sometimes I should shut up while I can. My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore now that times are really tough and that I would have to quit. Then, guess what? I caught her spending $65 at WalMart for makeup. I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't? She told me she needed the makeup to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. 
Just an old Hippie and I don"t know what to do.
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You know, sometimes I should shut up while I can. My wife told me we couldn't afford beer anymore now that times are really tough and that I would have to quit.
Then, guess what? I caught her spending $65 at WalMart for makeup.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't? She told me she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.
 
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Check Pants
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and beer is cheaper anyway 
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Live to love, love to live.
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Beer. its whats for dinner
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Thats cause your not gay.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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LMAO!!!
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Hey, that's my ex-girlfriend behind that glass!
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A recent Discovery Channel show: How Beer Saved the World. Beer was the reason for: Writing Math Cities The only safe thing to drink in the Middle Ages The reason for Air Conditioning Beer defeated Child Labor As the Red Stripe commercial says: Hooray Beer!
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Moderation is necessary though. You can count on 2 hours of hangover for each 20 minutes you stay after the barmaid starts looking good. 
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Stop it, man up! make your own brew, costs less then fitty cent a glass. Dinqua Homebrew Site
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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A recent Discovery Channel show:
How Beer Saved the World.
Beer was the reason for:
Writing
Math
Cities
The only safe thing to drink in the Middle Ages
The reason for Air Conditioning
Beer defeated Child Labor
As the Red Stripe commercial says: Hooray Beer!
Beer also led to the discovery that cholera was in water, and not caused by bad smells
  
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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I knew beer was great, but who knew how great it is.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Second Wind
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Is it legal to send beer by mail. cause I'll send ya some if need be.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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A recent Discovery Channel show:
How Beer Saved the World.
Beer was the reason for:
Writing
Math
Cities
The only safe thing to drink in the Middle Ages
The reason for Air Conditioning
Beer defeated Child Labor
As the Red Stripe commercial says: Hooray Beer!
Beer also led to the discovery that cholera was in water, and not caused by bad smells
AND it gave many a reason to live!
Live to love, love to live.
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Is it legal to send beer by mail. cause I'll send ya some if need be.
I sent Zmilin a beer in the mail for giving me his upper fork shrouds!
(I forgot how successful it was) 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
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