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honestly, I was half expecting (her?) balls to fall out of the bottom of that dress
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honestly, I was half expecting (her?) balls to fall out of the bottom of that dress
Nah Dave, I think they just grow the ladies kinda big there in Finland, that's all!
Gotta say though that that cold and fever Keith is currently suffering through up there must REALLY be gettin' to him, or this is the WORSE CASE of "Cabin Fever" I've EVER seen...or a combination of BOTH!!!
I mean, with ALL the PORN available on the internet nowadays, he picks THIS to get JAZZED ABOUT???!!!
(...Keith...DUDE...I think it MIGHT be time to consider movin' to a warmer climate, ol' buddy!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Keith, you have cabin fever mate. 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
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DOOOD! WTH are you searching for that your finding this stuff!
The other links were like a bad Benny Hill episode.
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Well, the mannequins were interesting ! 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
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Well, the mannequins were interesting !
Hmmmm....well erle, all I can say to THAT is what Harvey Korman said to Cleavon Little in that "Blazing Saddles" clip....
"Mmmmm...KINKY!!!!"
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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No, KINKY is what the two mannequins had goin' on in the bushes ! 
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Or should I have said yes, KINKY is what the two mannequins had goin' on in the bushes !? 
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Or maybe I just shouldn't say anything about what the two mannequins had goin' on in the bushes.
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Capitol idea,
I know where he lives, on a cliff side above a Ubiquitous local gas station, deep in the bowels of the Trail, BC metroplex. We'll haul his sorry winterized carcass down to Dwight's. That'll fix his wagon . Heck, that'll fix both of their wagons
jh
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Hell, MAYBE I just shouldn't say anything, PERIOD ! 
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Hmmmm...I might've missed that 'cause I was concentratin' on that big-boned blonde Finnish girl in that little cart thing there. Wait a minute while I double-check this. I'll be right back..... Nope, sorry erle, I still don't see anything "kinky" goin' on with those mannequins in the bushes. (...nope, just your standard mannequin missionary position there...what's so kinky about THAT, huh?!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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The one you CAN'T SEE !
And you may see me tonight
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Capitol idea,
I know where he lives, on a cliff side above a Ubiquitous local gas station, deep in the bowels of the Trail, BC metroplex. We'll haul his sorry winterized carcass down to Dwight's. That'll fix his wagon . Heck, that'll fix both of their wagons
jh
Good idea, guys!!!
BUT, before you bring Keith and his bike down here, do me a favor will ya?!
PLEASE make sure that at least ONE set of those driving light are taken off Keith's bike, OKAY???!!!
(...I mean, I DO have a reputation to uphold down here in Arizona, ya know!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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honestly, I was half expecting (her?) balls to fall out of the bottom of that dress
Exactly what I was thinking.
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Capitol idea,
I know where he lives, on a cliff side above a Ubiquitous local gas station, deep in the bowels of the Trail, BC metroplex. We'll haul his sorry winterized carcass down to Dwight's. That'll fix his wagon . Heck, that'll fix both of their wagons
jh
Good idea, guys!!!
BUT, before you bring Keith and his bike down here, do me a favor will ya?!
PLEASE make sure that at least ONE set of those driving light are taken off Keith's bike, OKAY???!!!
(...I mean, I DO have a reputation to uphold down here in Arizona, ya know!!!!)
I'm IN!! And don't worry about those extra driving lights there Dwight, I've already moved them to the rear for backup lights!
Meanwhile... WHAT IS UP WITH THIS tykylevits guy who's been posting some of the MOST bizarre videos ever to be seen on Youtube or otherwise?
Case in point... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0csDv6Zx0mA&feature=related
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I think tykylevits has cabin fever too.
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Oh, okay...NOW I think I see the "kinky" here!!! And here you Canucks think you suffer from "cabin fever"! Heck, there's not even any snow to found in Finland there, and STILL this guy is doin' THAT...whatever "THAT" IS?!!! (...oh, and btw...wouldn't it be more than just a little coincidental if we were to find out that that guy recorded all these videos on a SUNDAY AFTERNOON???!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Ummm...that would be smuggling not kidnapping. You are talking about Keith ya know!
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Dude, that is some weird stuff. How you come across some of the pics and vids you post is beyond me.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Ummm...that would be smuggling not kidnapping. You are talking about Keith ya know!
This is kidnapping THEN smuggling, all wrapped up in a bow of international intrigue...
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That's it. Freedom and I are going to go up there, kidnap him, throw the America in the back of Freedom's truck and drag Keith down to Nevada or Arizona so he can go for a ride and get it out of his system.
Ummm...that would be smuggling not kidnapping. You are talking about Keith ya know!
This is kidnapping THEN smuggling, all wrapped up in a bow of international intrigue...
Let's do it, video it, then post it on youtube. With the collective imaginations of everyone here to help with the script, it might just go VIRAL then we can quit all our day jobs and smoke po... I mean salmon with our spare time!
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Some weird vids for sure!!!
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I agree with Dave, that's a frickin' dude!
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we finns do things differently :-)
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That Finn guy has some scam going with outland women, I'll bet he has a casting couch too. "Ya,Baby, I Make You Big International Star" "I Have Movie Production Company" and hey, He's getting takers.
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That Finn guy has some scam going with outland women, I'll bet he has a casting couch too. "Ya,Baby, I Make You Big International Star" "I Have Movie Production Company" and hey, He's getting takers.
Minimum requirements... must be fit, at least 180 lbs and no shorter than 6'5".
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"To use a feather is "kinky" - to use the whole chicken is perverted!" 
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With all the mannequins in the background, I half expected to see Graham Norton pop out.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Keith, We have a trailer we'll come and get you, we're in riding season, the sun is out and it's in the 60's during the day. YOU MUST get out of your house and breathe the fresh air, I couldn't even watch the entire last video, you're scaring me. 
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Nothing wrong with liking big amazon women. Ever see a Frank Frazetta painting. I would post a link but some are too racey.
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Nothing wrong with liking big amazon women.
Hmmmmm....well....I didn't know that there were any SMALL Amazon women out there, Chad!
According to THIS video there isn't.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuhi1o_9Cs
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Some are bigger than others.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Some are bigger than others.
Well, I suppose as the old saying goes..."That's what SHE said!"
(...but I don't think "she" was talkin' about Amazons!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Some are bigger than others.
Well, I suppose as the old saying goes..."That's what SHE said!"
(...but I don't think "she" was talkin' about Amazons!!!)
Or maybe what she said.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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HOLY CRAP!!!  I'll tell ya what, Chad! I wouldn't contradict ANYTHING that THAT Amazon would ever say!!! (...I don't think my retirement medical plan covers being trounced to within an inch of my life by Amazons, ya see!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What?? If that isn't love at first sight I don't know what is . If your bike ever broke down you could ride her home  .
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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What a hottie 
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