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My wife says "if you can catch her, you can have her". I'm not so sure how to take that, but by the time I figure it out, I come to my senses.
Ain't life unfair?! 
Even in heels and that tight dress, I don't think I could catch her. (now, setting a trap might work!) But, what would I do IF I DID catch her? 
And you may see me tonight
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Really? When did we start posting cheesecake on this site?
I'm with you, FJ! It's about TIME we had some of this here on occasion!!! 
Oh, wait... You mean you don't LIKE seeing fully clothed beautiful women on this site once in a while? I dare say you are in the minority, then. Sorry.
Not my site. Not my rules. Technically it could violate the AUP. But if the female moderator isn't upset, I have a hard time mustering the will to do anything about it. If you think I'm a prude you should take a gander at the video playing on my other monitor while I type this.
(Okay, I lied, there's nothing playing on the other monitor, but I ain't no prude.)
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I think the Union Jack portion of the dress has the St. Patrick's Cross portion out of alignment...but then again, maybe Ms. Perry's just out of alignment...but that's unlikely 
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I'd do her.
And your wife's good with that Scott??
I was speaking hypothetically of course. 
However, if I were able to pull something like that off, she may just give me a pass. 
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Hey, a hit's a hit.
I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
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Hey, a hit's a hit.
I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
I'm living proof that a single life can be a happy life. But I'm not jaded... no, no, no! Just (okay, I won't say it but it rhymes with fart and Agent 86 carried this name). And I say this with all due respect to those of you who are happily engaged in a meaningful relationship with a significant other. I really do!!
Still though, and just to get this thread back on track (and at the risk of repeating myself) that girl is just too plastic.
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Yes, far be it from me to derail a thread.
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Hey, a hit's a hit.
I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
Hey John, accordin' to the 'net, Sandra's divorce from Jesse was just finalized today.
So now that she's unattached TOO, maybe you can find out if she'd like East Helena, MT!!!
Hey Bro, the way I look at it, you'd be a step up for her! 
(...yeah yeah, I know....that was almost like d*mning you with faint praise there, wasn't it?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Hey John, accordin' to the 'net, Sandra's divorce from Jesse was just finalized today.
John better hurry. I got my hair cut and took a bath yesterday. I'm heading west. 
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I'd do her.
And your wife's good with that Scott??
My wife says "if you can catch her, you can have her".
I'm not so sure how to take that, but by the time I figure it out, I come to my senses.
As my Grandmother once said about my Grandfather "He would be like a dog chasing a car, he wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught it." 
I think she may have underestimated him. 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Hey, a hit's a hit.
I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
I'm living proof that a single life can be a happy life. But I'm not jaded... no, no, no! Just (okay, I won't say it but it rhymes with fart and Agent 86 carried this name). And I say this with all due respect to those of you who are happily engaged in a meaningful relationship with a significant other. I really do!!
Still though, and just to get this thread back on track (and at the risk of repeating myself) that girl is just too plastic.
Yes, your truly a fart smeller there MM! 
Opps, I meant Smart feller. (my delete button is missing) 
Sorry! 
And you may see me tonight
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Hey, a hit's a hit.
I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
I'm living proof that a single life can be a happy life. But I'm not jaded... no, no, no! Just (okay, I won't say it but it rhymes with fart and Agent 86 carried this name). And I say this with all due respect to those of you who are happily engaged in a meaningful relationship with a significant other. I really do!!
Still though, and just to get this thread back on track (and at the risk of repeating myself) that girl is just too plastic.
Yes, your truly a fart smeller there MM! 
Opps, I meant Smart feller. (my delete button is missing) 
Sorry!
THAT'S funny!!
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I agree with Keith on the too much war paint idea, I have never been fond of women in much make up. I also hate the way lipstick tastes when I kiss a woman.
The girls Brian or Moe posted are far better imo.
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I think we are getting some good mileage out of this thread 
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I know I would treasure both a vintage '67 Ann Margaret or the lovely green Triumph that she is sitting on. However in deference to my age and body condition I could do more and have more fun with the Triumph!
Ann Margaret if she would have even looked at me '67 would have been a very high maintenance model to take care of. The Triumph on the other hand would have been something I could afford to keep and use. I think however the Triumph would age better than the woman.
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"Really? When did we start posting cheesecake on this site? "
Dude.....Really.....Were all not in our 80s Does anyone really think thats not appropriate for a Motorcycle Forum? Yall are a bit prudish on the site but DANG. He11 I know alot of women who would look at that pic and be like yea I would do her
My lesbian friend wants to do her!
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"Really? When did we start posting cheesecake on this site? "
Dude.....Really.....Were all not in our 80s Does anyone really think thats not appropriate for a Motorcycle Forum? Yall are a bit prudish on the site but DANG. He11 I know alot of women who would look at that pic and be like yea I would do her
You don't make the rules (neither do I). Blow.
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if i thought i'd beable to get away with it i'd post this pic folks caution contains nudity http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4543/originaldy.jpg but we all know how long it'd last on here i reckon the lovely would make a great poster girl for Triumph
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Why are her undies on inside out? Bad Photoshop job if you ask me.
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Why are her undies on inside out? Bad Photoshop job if you ask me.
Maybe its the second day of wearing them, some people are like that 
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OMG thats a nice logo, and John Im worried about you, Quote: Why are her undies on inside out? Bad Photoshop job if you ask me.
Thats your response to that pic! OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK
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Hey, I'm a graphic design professional. I always notice things that normal people don't.
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Why are her undies on inside out? Bad Photoshop job if you ask me.
Not a bad Photoshop. They are inside out so you can read the word from the view in the picture. Duh
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And you thought this thread was done. This is my favorite Triumph poster girl!! (And you can tell by looking at that clutch cover who's bike this really is!) 
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As to this latest girl..., Now that's HOT, HOT, HOT!! And I never noticed the "photoshopped" mistake on the other one,(and thanks for this link, REALLY) if it is one. But then, nobody ever calls me "normal"!
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Have you washed that seat yet Keith?  I still reckon the one Soren posted in this thread is the one Although I do think the studs and patches are a bit OTT
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Have you washed that seat yet Keith?
I ride with a Corbi now... that seat (unwashed) remains enshrined in my china cabinet where no china exists whatsoever.
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And you thought this thread was done. This is my favorite Triumph poster girl!! (And you can tell by looking at that clutch cover who's bike this really is!)
I've met to ask you Keith, what's that design on your clutch cover suppose to be...looks like a stick figure beating on the drums?? or some mountain bike gang sign?? 
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Yes, the Pagan Potsmokers... 
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To heck with the clutch cover insignia, This angle is more to the point(s)... 
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Clutch cover.....whhhhhaaaatttt..... clutch.....covvver....  mmmmmmmmmm
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To heck with the clutch cover insignia, This angle is more to the point(s)...
You're right Jim... that IS a better angel!! 
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I've met to ask you Keith, what's that design on your clutch cover suppose to be...looks like a stick figure beating on the drums?? or some mountain bike gang sign??
Yer right Steven, it's our gang's insignia. What we do is we hide up on the sides of mountains preying down on any passerby deemed unfit to use our roads for passage. When we see a guy like... oh, like John here for example who tries to taint our reputation by uttering things like "Pagan Potsmokers" we swoop down and surround him, then run him outta the valley.
Meanwhile the symbol is that of a stickman yogi, my alter ego who's been with me for a very long time.
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Welcome to the site Mike  What a cracking first post  Hubba-hubba 
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Welcome to the site Mike 
What a cracking first post 
Hubba-hubba
Wow! I'LL say!!! 
Yep Mike, what a crac..err, I mean, what a bitchin' first post, alright! 
(bein' a Yank and all, I just can't seem to bring myself to say the word "cracking"...MUCH too British, ya see!) 
Oh, and btw...WELCOME to the website! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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