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They should each bring their own tp.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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They should each bring their own tp.
They probably do. I always carry multiple rolls TP in my work truck, I'm a god on construction sites. 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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They should each bring their own tp.
They probably do. I always carry multiple rolls TP in my work truck, I'm a god on construction sites.
+1  even when we have a port-a-potty... their paper is crap. 
'04' Black America
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Trenton's a dump. They may as well do their business in the street in that town.
Kevin - Luceo Non Uro
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Live to love, love to live.
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Gotta love the bureaucratic mind. Crimony guys, take up a collection and go BUY some! Oh, I'm sorry, what was I thinking, the taxpayers have to pay for it.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Wasn't there a recent thread on tp being a few squares short of a roll?
jh
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Should be Riding
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Insert witty line here about politicians being full of it.
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Apparently PETA has come forward to donate slogan covered tissue.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Oooh, I hope it's made from baby seals...
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Well, if they ran out on Friday and it's Monday now, I ain't going near New Jersey. 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Aaaaand, I don't mean to insult any New Jerseyites out there. It's a beautiful state from the Delaware Watergap to the Pine Barrens. I was at Sandy Hook for a couple of years.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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There isn't enough TP in the worl to clean up all the crap pollies spew.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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dont forget about the crap the average joey political spews
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I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Trenton's a dump. They may as well do their business in the street in that town.
 too bad I have to work there ! 
Erwin
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So, what are they doing now? Reading close, it looks like there won't be any paper 'till July anyway.
" if agreed, it will go into place on July 1, the start of the new fiscal year."
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Hey when Christie stopped motorcycle inspections it restored a little faith for me. I was riding around with no sticker for 3 years, then all the sudden the fear subsided
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Hey when Christie stopped motorcycle inspections it restored a little faith for me. I was riding around with no sticker for 3 years, then all the sudden the fear subsided
AHA! So, they must be wiping on the old leftover inspection tickets! 
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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