 Keith crashed my Speedy!
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If ya know Keith, he's not a huge man but not too big for my Speedy obviously. Because the other day, when I let him ride my bike it got away on him and he friggin' dumped it!! It wasn't pretty... crap everywhere and evidence of drinking!! After being hospitalized he's expected to recover minus a few brain cells. My trustesd Speedy at the scene of the accident.  Holy Crap are YOU ALRIGHT!?   My LEG, MY LEG... it feels like it's on fire!!!   Alcohol abuse!  Parts for sale.  No 'Keith's' were harmed in the making of this movie!
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Photos courtesy of DitchDr
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Photos courtesy of DitchDr
LMAO!!!!
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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Should be Riding
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everything posted above is hilarious 
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Lol. Reminds me of a song by sonic youth. "I Get Bored"
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Photos courtesy of DitchDr
LMAO!!!!
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Should be Riding
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Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Check Pants
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ROFLMFAO! AWESOME!  I thought I saw a Keith in one of your photos but no proof can be had but a footprint in the spilt beer. 
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Check Pants
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Dang you Marty,
After I clicked past the title, it is kinda phunny.
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'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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At least it wasn't real beer ya wasted. Great fun!! Had me going for a second.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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The fact that there was Coors Light involved truly is alcohol abuse! You should be locked up for LIFE for that!
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The fact that there was Coors Light involved truly is alcohol abuse! You should be locked up for LIFE for that!
Okay Greg. I fully realize that you're now into "all things Colorado", but I have to agree with bigbill here. Coors Light?...
Now, you DO realize, don't ya, that the New Belgium Brewing Company, where I might ad REAL beer is brewed daily, such as Fat Tire and 1554 Ale, is located in the great state of Colorado too...Ft. Collins to be exact.
(...and Marty...funny thread here!  <--and this is definitely NOT Coors Light here, btw!!!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Coors Light = beer flavored water.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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That's some funny Shtuff!
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Coors Light = beer flavored water.
Sex in a canoe.
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Some people have waaaaaaay to much alone time. The men in the white coats have been called. But that is really funny.
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so keith is pretty much an urban legend now like bigfoot
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So if there is a lesson here, is it - Don't drink and ride.... you might catch on fire?
Stewart
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"It's outside your field of expertise."
"Poppycock normally is."
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Mountainman ?
Ya know Mike, if I'm not mistaken, I think that was an old Honda that dude caught on fire in that video there.
And so, seein' as how Steve from Down Under evidently isn't around here any more EITHER, I suppose it's left up to me to say the following:
"Somebody just burned his rice"!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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so keith is pretty much an urban legend now like bigfoot
There is no such thing as Keith. If he were real why is it that only hill billies have ever seen him?
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Should be Riding
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so keith is pretty much an urban legend now like bigfoot
There is no such thing as Keith. If he were real why is it that only hill billies have ever seen him?
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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you're getting pretty damn good embedding vid's arent you?
THE VOICE OF REASON
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That is a simple gif file.
Blowing gravel off rural roads
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Its an x in a box from my crack berry.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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you're getting pretty damn good embedding vid's arent you?
I'll say! Now THAT'S pretty cool, moe!
(...except Keith appears to be stuck in a perpetual loop there...the poor guy!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dood!! That is kewl moe!
A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
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Nice Moe NICE! 
Are we there YET? I gotta go pee!!
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so keith is pretty much an urban legend now like bigfoot
There is no such thing as Keith. If he were real why is it that only hill billies have ever seen him?
That is freakin awesome.....
Is that the elusive Keith?
Looks like someone in a costume.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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I'm glad that was a joke, the thread title freaked me out. Those pics were hilarious.
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