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> -THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY An Aussie GIRL
>
> Three friends married women from different parts of the world......
>
> The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the
> dishes and house cleaning.
> It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see
> a clean house and dishes washed and put away..
>
> The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was
> to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
> The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it
> was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
> were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a girl from Australia . He ordered her to keep
> the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
> hot meals on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he
> didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
> gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm
> was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
> dishwasher.
> He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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I married a Queenslander.

Now you know why I walk with a limp.

The wife thought that was very funny.
I laughed just so she wouldn't hit me.

And here I thought thought Scandinavians wielding irons were the tough birds.

The sacrifices you Aussies do for your women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z023prwCkgs

lol

LOL.......My condolences....

As told to me by a bouncer in Brisbane:

Three newlywed couples are eating breakfast at a honeymoon resort. One is British one is American, the third couple is Australian. The Brit couple are having tea, and the husband leans in to his bride and asks "would you like some honey, honey?". His wife blushes and kisses him. Upon overhearing this, the American decides he'll do one better. he leans in to his new bride who is having coffee and asks "would you like some sugar, sugar?". The American wife blushes and kisses her husband sweetly. The Aussie, not to be outdone, decides he'll try a little of that himself. So he looks his lovely bride in the eyes and asks "would you like some ham, you big fat pig?".

Back in the mid seventies I was working as a young diesel mechanic in a lumber town in NZ called Murupara. A mechanic there by the name of Steve Shaw was always complaining that when he got home his wife was always away at Bingo and there was never a meal prepared or housework done when he got home. Steve was about 5foot 7 and married to a Maori woman who was close to 6 foot and weighed in around 18 stone. Our foreman suggested at smoko one arvo that perhaps he should give her a serve and a physical touch up to remind her of her duties. We did not see him for the following three days. Turned up with a broken arm and the biggest pair of black eyes I have ever seen. Evidently the sister in law was staying with them and the two of them had proceeded to beat the living daylights out of him! Perhaps just as deadly as Aussie females. !!!
True story! I have seen some of these woman slug it out in the Murupara public bar toe to toe and believe me there : was no hair pulling or scratching

I lucked out!
I married a good woman, with old fashioned values.
She's happy to do most anything I request, even if she doesn't exactly understand me.

Wash your beaver... oh, that's bad, just plain bad!

...or is that shave?