I ordered one of those, and all I got in return was two lousy old skateboards and a 2X4 the instructions said I was supposed to nail between 'em, AND they didn't even supply the damn nails!
(...nah, jus' kiddin' of course)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)