I woke up thinking about this thread at 0300 today and thought about how I'd been neglecting the America. Wisely, I went back to sleep, but then at a more respectable hour, I went out and washed, waxed, polished chrome and changed the oil. Drove out and topped off the tank and tires and felt pretty darn good. Even got a compliment from another customer. Then ten miles into my victory ride, it started raining.

Back to the garage...

Times like this, I remember why I've been riding my BIG Ruckus more. Low maintenance - not a speck of chrome.