Well I have the house in Massachusetts, know the area reasonably well now and know a few people over there - even got to meet a few people off the site over there.

So it's not like I'm totally in the dark about moving over there.

Just remains the issue of getting a job - but ive been practicing by putting chips into tiny bags, heavily salting them, asking if I'd like to supersize myself and then charging myself a fortune for the pleasure of it.

Before the war on terror, if I saw an unattended package I used to think "I'll be having that!"