Quote: As soon as I realized how much information is here for the taking, I was all over it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
This isn't a contest, but if it was, Ed wins.
Thanks everyone. All of these are in the quote database and will load randomly anytime some hits the homepage (or any other non-forum page that shows the sidebar). All except unclecharlie's, until he answers my question and I can finish the cleanup.