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Since the astronauts are still on the space station we all have time to buy monkey suits and learn to ride horses.
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Notice with all the looting not one pair of work boots was stolen!
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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3/4 Throttle
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They broke into the Best Buy here.
Strange they did not bother with the Barns and Nobles next door?
And btw. Sam's Club has the largest selection in town.
Road Rash Heals. Freckles Grow Back. Ride
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New Tires
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Since the astronauts are still on the space station we all have time to buy monkey suits and learn to ride horses. Well done!
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Loquacious
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A bird had waited to late to start is journey south for the winter. A cold snap had forced him to take a rest on the limb of a tree limb but as he did he became too cold to fly and fell off the limb into a pasture. A cow wandering buy happened to poop right on top of him and the he was soon warm and happy so he began to sing. A passing cat heard him singing and dug him out of the pile of poo and ate him.
The moral of the story is that just because someone craps on you, it doesn't necessarily make them an enemy and just because someone gets you out of crap it doesn't necessarily make them your friend.. and if you're warm and happy then it's probably best to just keep your big mouth shut.
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