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Check Pants
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Check Pants
Joined: May 2010
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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the
garage, just for fun.
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke.................
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop.
You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Triumph."
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Tom replied: "I wasn't."
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Loquacious
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Loquacious
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12 Rocket Roadster
03 Bonneville America
69 BSA Firebird Scrambler
73 Yamaha TX 750
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Monkey Butt
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Monkey Butt
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 After all these years my wife has simply given up.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Adjunct
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Adjunct
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My ex wife thought it no big deal to not tell me she was married before either. She also no get the guns or the bike. I did leave the dog for protection. I miss him. I also got the shaft. Maybe that's what that pic is i am asking you guys to help figure out in the tech forum?
06 in Mulberry. AI, Dunstalls, Nology coils, TTP
Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry.
-Oliver Cromwell
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Worn Saddle
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Worn Saddle
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The rule in our house is that we don't talk about her. And if we have to, we don't say her name, but simply refer to her as "CP". (crazy person)Good joke though!
Fidelis et Fortis
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