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Thank God for Rednecks! 
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Yeah...well...while those Rednecks there are destroying a perfectly good truck, we "Elitists" will be feasting our eyes and ears upon THIS Ford HERE.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbvbzVNff8I&NR=1(...YEAH baby!!!!)
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Ohhhh...that made me... ummm... moist! 
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I wonder why he kept the UK license plate on the back and put the US one over the top?
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I wonder why he kept the UK license plate on the back and put the US one over the top?
I see that all over the place down here... usually young guys in VW rabbits/jettas???
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Yeah...well...while those Rednecks there are destroying a perfectly good truck, we "Elitists" will be feasting our eyes and ears upon THIS Ford HERE....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbvbzVNff8I&NR=1
(...YEAH baby!!!!)
That's pretty nice alright.
Those "red necks" only destroyed a chevy ............lighten up you elitist you. 
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Yeah...well...while those Rednecks there are destroying a perfectly good truck, we "Elitists" will be feasting our eyes and ears upon THIS Ford HERE....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbvbzVNff8I&NR=1
(...YEAH baby!!!!)
That's pretty nice alright.
Those "red necks" only destroyed a chevy ............lighten up you elitist you.
Yeah, but Chad, as a proud owner of a Silverado, watchin' those Rednecks doin' that sent a chill right up my spine, dude!
I'll bet those suckers probably crawled under that poor Chevy and hacksawed some critical parts of the frame in order to get THAT result, if ya ask me!!! 
(...that's right!...NEVER trust a friggin' Redneck carryin' a hacksaw, boy!!!)
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Silverados are nice, but its risky business putting one in direct competition with a Ford.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Silverados are nice, but its risky business putting one in direct competition with a Ford.
Eeh! I still say there was a hacksaw somehow involved in that whole thing! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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The schadenfreude in this thread is overwhelming. Be glad that wasn't you.
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here we have a trust fund baby and his shiny new toy 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH39T0Z0WI&feature=related
"Did I pop a tyre?"
Yeah, that's why it happened and had nothing to do with lack of ability or sense
BTW, I think we need a "tosspot" smilie for times like this
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here we have a trust fund baby and his shiny new toy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH39T0Z0WI&feature=related
"Did I pop a tyre?"
Yeah, that's why it happened and had nothing to do with lack of ability or sense
BTW, I think we need a "tosspot" smilie for times like this
"Did I pop a tyre?"
Great find there, Bryn! 
(...but I hope you realize that that young man there was OBVIOUSLY one of our "proud American youths", and so I'm sure he was actually asking if he had just popped a "tire"!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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If I put on here that I'd retired my bike, people would think that I'd gone mad and hung up me helmet. If I put on here that I'd retyred my bike, people would know that I'd splashed out on new rubber 
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Good try you Limey! BUT, what's to stop someone who might LABOR at re-tiring their vehicle with another set of TIRES of the same COLOR but with fresher tread, and to use this thing here (-) between "re" and "tire" that I just used, so as to avoid all that confusion, HUH?!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Ha ha. I got a bite  Couldn't resist winding you up Though it would be nice to get a word I made up accepted into the vocabulary  (that's the closest I could get to 'in my dreams')
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Well YOU'RE certainly closer to Oxford than I AM!!! So, get to it, Bro! Ya never KNOW! Maybe those lexicographers sittin' there might just accept that as a word, if ya just keep at it!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Lexicograpwhat???
Oh THAT!
Well THAT'S the new model Crossover vehicle that Ford is about to unveil this Fall, Don!
(...what?!...don't you subscribe to Motor Trend???)
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(Let me help you out here Bryn. Just to be contrary, ya know. And of course to give Dwight more material.) Hey Dwight, why add a superfluous hyphen when a mere change of a letter serves the same purpose? 
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Ah! You see Bill, while at first thought that hyphen MAY appear to be "superfluous", it would actually serve a purpose in this regard, unlike, say, those unfortunate little "u"s which those poor Brits over there still use to spell certain words such as "color" and "labor", and which as we good Americans all know ARE in fact superfluous, and as we also know is just a carryover from them being conquered by the Normand peoples of FRANCE almost a millennium ago, and of which said Brits could never seems to break themselves of spelling in that manner even after all these many years have passed since the year 1066 A.D. (...I certainly hope that you will find the above a satisfactory answer to your question, ol' buddy!)
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I knew you wouldn't disappoint me (Oh, wait. The straight man isn't supposed to laugh  web page )
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here we have a trust fund baby and his shiny new toy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH39T0Z0WI&feature=related
In Asheville we have a segment of society that panhandles downtown even though their primary means of support is the unspoken trust fund. They are commonly sporting dreadlocks. We refer to them as 'trustafarians'.
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Yep! That was always one of the most fun things to watch for on The Carol Burnett Show, when Conway would go off script and get Korman to bust up!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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(Let me help you out here Bryn.
Just to be contrary, ya know. And of course to give Dwight more material.)
Hey Dwight, why add a superfluous hyphen when a mere change of a letter serves the same purpose?
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Ah! You see Bill, while at first thought that hyphen MAY appear to be "superfluous", it would actually serve a purpose in this regard, unlike, say, those unfortunate little "u"s which those poor Brits over there still use to spell certain words such as "color" and "labor", and which as we good Americans all know ARE in fact superfluous, and as we also know is just a carryover from them being conquered by the Normand peoples of FRANCE almost a millennium ago, and of which said Brits could never seems to break themselves of spelling in that manner even after all these many years have passed since the year 1066 A.D.
(...I certainly hope that you will find the above a satisfactory answer to your question, ol' buddy!)
Why is it that you keep referring to the Normans as French?
Everyone knows that back in the 11th century Normandy was a seperate dukedom populated by decendants of viking invaders.
In fact, it was William the Bastard who started the English habit of fighting the Franks but we carried it on when they became French
As for the language, did you know that French didn't become the offical language of all of France until after the American civil war?
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I aim to please (Usually miss though  )
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I aim to please
(Usually miss though )
Eeh! I have yet to see you miss around here, ol' buddy!!!)
(...btw, I think my two franks on that BBQ there are just about done...where's the mustard???)
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A bar that I used to go to had a sign above the urinal that said:
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
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A bar I had gone to once, when you walked through the bathroom door you were outside.
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Only once? Sounds like this kind of place. web page
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A bar I had gone to once, when you walked through the bathroom door you were outside.
I've been in a few pubs where upon entering the bogs, you wished you were outside 
BTW, I don't call 'em bathrooms cos there ain't no bath
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Right thats a common error here in the south, to call it a "bathroom". Its not a restroom either not very good for resting in. I guess lavatory is the only good word for it.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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talking aboot dirty lavvies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18luv that GT ,it dont come much sexier than that .
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Right thats a common error here in the south, to call it a "bathroom". Its not a restroom either not very good for resting in. I guess lavatory is the only good word for it.
Can, John, Juan, head, lav, loo, w.c., latrine, slit trench, li'l boy's/girls room, tree, bush, rock; more will come up I'm sure.
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