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I'm looking at several feet of global warming drifted over my driveway, and more than two feet of it plowed up at the end of the drive. The sidewalks covered in well over a foot of it after using my global warming thrower to clear them last night. I must admit being curious how the UN can state that 2009 is on track to be one of the warmist years ever when the majority of reporting stations worldwide have it as one of the coolest. I guess it has to do with the internal adjustments made to the climate models. Of course we are not allowed to see the computer models, the adjustment algorithms or the assumptions that went into them. We need to just trust them because they are so much smarter than us and have our best interests at heart.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Bar Shake
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So does global warming mean Georgia will soon be the new Florida and thus be named Gorida and Arizona will now be called Calizona? I recently read a novel where to whole world was eventually covered by water, pretty scary. 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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Fe Butt
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So does global warming mean Georgia will soon be the new Florida and thus be named Gorida and Arizona will now be called Calizona? I recently read a novel where to whole world was eventually covered by water, pretty scary.
Mmmmmmm...."Calizona"!!!
You guys, especially YOU Larry, just continue on with all your suppositions...err...I mean "HUMOR" here about this topic while I'm on my way to Luigi's Italian Bristro to get me one of them there Calizonas!!!
(...and thanks for the lunchtime suggestion there Paul...you're a good man!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Learned Hand
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"If you torture the data long enough it will eventually confess"  Well said!
Howbeit when He, the Spirit of truth, is come; He will guide you in all truth:
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Learned Hand
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 First snow today, barley made it in the drive this morning coming home from work! Good bet I won't be sneaking a late season ride in now. 
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I cleared global warming off my drive way for four hours on Monday, and have been trying to warm the solenoid on a work car today, because it is so globally warm, at -10, that it does not want to work. I would love some global warming so I dont have to look at a lonley America in the garage.
Rick
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Loquacious
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Some people won't believe it until Florida disappears under the sea.
OK bring it on. About a foot should make me waterfront and when the economy gets back on track, I'll sell for a tidy profit and head to the mountains. 
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Adjunct
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Sono qui per la birra
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Check Pants
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.err...I mean "HUMOR" here about this topic while
errrrr, I believe you (correctly) meant humour, it's all in the translation.
j  h
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Fe Butt
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.err...I mean "HUMOR" here about this topic while
errrrr, I believe you (correctly) meant humour, it's all in the translation.
j h
No, I most certainly did NOT there, John!!!
Come on now...DON'T you know that it's all those superfluous u's that are the REAL CAUSE of all of this Global Warming!!!!
(uh huh..this whole Climate Change thing all started in the UK, Canada, Australia, South Africa, oh, AND certain areas of NW Montana where they use those darn things, and has NOW spread THROUGHOUT this poor ol' planet of ours...it's a CONSPIRACY, I tell ya...just ask LARRY...he knows ALL ABOUT those!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Fe Butt
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Sorry John, I should add that Larry MIGHT tell ya all about that whenever he's NOT otherwise preoccupied with a certain area of the human anatomy!  (yep, other than THOSE TIMES he'll usually be MOST obliging in answerin' any questions you may have about all the conspiracies in the world today, as you might already know!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Monkey Butt
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What Dwight and Bill won't tell you is that is they who keep bringing up that sexual topic and then trying to blame others. If they would cease referring to it no one would respond. I'm betting they will not however, it's simply too much fun for them. Typical of the left.
As for any global warming conspiracy, I guess that is what the current furor is all about. I'm guessing that since the emails have been exposed, the raw data destroyed, freedom of information requests ignored, uncooperative scientists and editors fired and the lapdog media kept absolutely silent for over two weeks, what we'll get is "Move along, nothing to see here, no conspiracies here."
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Loquacious
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you guys both bring up great arguements, I still dont know who to vote for.
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you guys both bring up great arguements, I still dont know who to vote for.
I agree with Larry on the "global warming facts" but as far as WHO TO VOTE FOR ...  I vote for the Rabbit to eat Trix.......... 
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Bar Shake
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What Dwight and Bill won't tell you is that is they who keep bringing up that sexual topic and then trying to blame others. If they would cease referring to it no one would respond. I'm betting they will not however, it's simply too much fun for them. Typical of the left.
Typical of the right.
Larry, all anybody has to do is look back at this thread and see who brought it up 
That's one thing about discussion boards, It makes the typical politician denial of what you said a little tougher.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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