 The Tennessee Wife
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 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
 The first man had married a woman from  Missouri. And he told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he  came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
 The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the second day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
 The third man had married a beautiful girl from Tennessee. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry  washed,  and have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Re: The Tennessee Wife
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Learned Hand
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I think I married her sister!
Dont like what you see??? Big red X in the top right of your screen will fix it!
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Loquacious
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 That must also go for Texas girls too....except I had to wait for both eyes and the bump on my head to go down.... 
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I learned the secret to marital bliss many years ago... I just shut up, do what I'm told and accept all blame.
'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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My wife's only job is to help with the swelling. 
Strangler
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Quote:
My wife's only job is to help with the swelling.
I specifically read this topic cause I knew Paul would have a zinger  
Benny
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Check Pants
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There is a famous ole tune describing that Tennessee deal.....in other corners known as the Tennesse Stud. "The Idaho spud is long and green It's covered with butter and sour cream. Just dig her from the ground and clean off the mud - There never was a tater like the Idaho spud." j  h
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Sent that to my own Tennesse Wife and she replied, "I've got you trained well, don't I?"
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Why did the Tennesse husband die before his Tennesse wife?.
BECAUSE HE WANTED TOO.
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead
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