This just in from the DNN(Dwight News Network)
THAILAND-Reports of a rumored slowdown at the Triumph factory here and any subsequent additional delay in the manufacturing of the world-beating 675 sportbike have proved to be just that...a rumor.
However, in a related story, General Tkjgsiiyreiooajhdhfuetakhskhksdgalkhyiut, the coup's mastermind and driving force, is quoted as saying that the unavailability of these fantastic machines was one of the key reasons cited for this drastic action.
This has been the afternoon edition of the DNN, where more people get their "news"(or should at least) than from any other source.
Stay tuned to this channel for any additional breaking news on this topic.
We now return you to whatever crap is regularly scheduled on your local channel.(probably some "American Chopper" rerun)
