Quote: The Wonderbra has got to be Canadas greatest invention! Just think of all the so so torsos that have been given the breath of new life by that magnificent gift from the frozen north. After that comes the zipper. Just think about how difficult it used to be to make it to the head on time. After an inventive Canajien put his noodle to the problem, men all over the world breathed a sigh of relief. A secondary benefit of the zipper was the even quicker access it afforded to the many feminine wonders encased in, that's right, the wonderbra!
Now if they'd just invent a wonderbra with a zipper, that would be something.
After that comes the zipper. Just think about how difficult it used to be to make it to the head on time. After an inventive Canajien put his noodle to the problem, men all over the world breathed a sigh of relief. A secondary benefit of the zipper was the even quicker access it afforded to the many feminine wonders encased in, that's right, the wonderbra! 
