Well Chris....offhand I'd say that as we all know by now, these Triumphs of ours are not only "geezer magnets", but evidently yesterday you found out that these bikes serve as some kind'a "lesbian repellant", TOO!!
("You People"???!!!....I can't figure this thing out either)

Cheers,
Dwight
(ya know, it's come to the point that if I see a greybeard walkin' towards me after I park the bike somewhere, I quickly divert my eyes and make a speedy exit away from the BA...ESPECIALLY if I'm runnin' late)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)