Just thought I'd like to share this verse that was on the birthday card my old man sent me today...
The Lad's Prayer:
Our beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub,
Forgive us our daily spillage,
As we forgive those who spill beer on us,
Lead us not into wine tasting,
And deliver us from alco-pops,
For ours is the bitter,
The spirits and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
