if my current wife bought a hardy.....she'd soon be my second ex... just kidding.

I am trying to convince the current Mrs Onei to get her licence so i dont have to carry her...told her if she got it i buy her a Royal Enfield.


The percentage you're paying is too high-priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made on your dreams