On the other hand, 30 years ago a friend of mine had engraved cards made up that read "Would you kindly move your a$$?" that he was known to hand to people who wouldn't make a right on red or froze at a four way stop. I thought it was funny as he11. But he was a great big guy not likely to be messed with.
I guess he heard "Jesus lady, what do you need, an engraved invitation?" one too many times
I still think of him and smile when someone just sits in front of me.