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Friend who turned 50 today was told this at the birthday party...

1. Never miss an opportunity to take a leak before you leave the building.

2. Never trust a fart

3. Never, ever waste a good erection




I forgot what an erection isgood for...


Redbike7 2006 America No amount of skill can overcome gross stupidity. Ask me how I know...never mind, I forgot...