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All of my friends think this is funny so I thought I'd share.
For several months I have been honking at my wife that I really want to get another motorcycle. She would say "ok honey.. some day". After some time she started bringing up the subject on her own.. which got me suspicious. Then recently I said I was going to start shopping around. She told me I could go ahead and get any bike I wanted as long as she could get what she has been wanting for quite some time. A boob job.
Long story short.. I have my '06 America and she has her new "D"s... a win-win situation for me!
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I'd say you made out like a bandit, mate. 2, er... no, 3 things to smile about! 
'02 Blk/Slvr BA, Jireh fishtails, Freak, no AI, 160/42, 18T
She is the Beauty, I am the Beast.
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Roughly the same cost ? My brother in laws wife's hooter enhancement cost him some 5 or 6 K if I remember correctly and that is in San Diego. Hooters are fine for temporary playtime but the bike ya can ride forever.   I'll have to remember this down the road when I want a new Triumph or a big bore upgrade. Honey....would you like some bigger better......
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So can we see some pics.....
of the bike?
Stewart
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"Poppycock normally is."
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Hey. I think this officially debunks the Triumph-homo connection thread entirely.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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George in Easy Rider: "Oh, oh I've got a helmet! I got a beauty!"
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Am I the only man in the world who prefers the smaller side of the spectrum on that?
Benny
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Too many mods to list
Not enough miles ridden
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Damn... I should have asked my wife if I could buy my bike!
'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Am I the only man in the world who prefers the smaller side of the spectrum on that?
No.
But I wouldn't say 'prefers'. It's all good.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Am I the only man in the world who prefers the smaller side of the spectrum on that?
I am with you, anymore that a mouthful is a waste!
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Damn, What a gal!
Ya just can't hide money 
Mike
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That's a great deal. I had to get the wife a new diamond ring. As long as she's happy I don't care.
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Mine was a new kitchen. She still can't cook: waste of money.
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I think we have hit an all time low.. boob jobs on bonneville.com, but at least it was connected to getting a new bike
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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I have my '06 America and she has her new "D"s... a win-win situation for me!
That beats retirement present (New Dawg)- you got 2 puppies !!!!! 
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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I am with you, anymore that a mouthful is a waste!
Yeh - gives you stretch marks on your cheeks !!!
Size isn't the issue - it's proportion !
If you do it today you MIGHT regret it. If you CAN'T do it tomorrow you WILL regret it.
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a 06 boobyville america for a set of Ds ,sweet deal
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she only got D's???
ah now I see she'll go to FF's in exchange for the big bore kit
hmmm funny line to follow
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Size isn't the issue - it's proportion ! More important than size or proportion, is how friendly they are.
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true old mike
that and the owners comfort with them
hmmm funny line to follow
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true old mike
that and the owners comfort with them
Geez Grip! Here, all these beautiful images where crossin' my mind....and then YOU go and want to talk about ERGONOMICS for crissake!!!!
Cheers,
Dwight
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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hey any mod has to fit the owner right Dwight but as we all know theres fit and fit
hmmm funny line to follow
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So this will pop up when anyone searches "D" screws?
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Am I the only man in the world who prefers the smaller side of the spectrum on that?
No...
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I always knew you were a man of good taste Chy
Benny
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