Politically correct- an obvious one because almost nothing about political correctness is truly "correct"

Amicable Divorce- Uh yea.

Accidentally on Purpose- Now thats an oxymoron for sure.

Amatueur Expert- nothing need be said.

American English- Say WOT?

Amtrak Schedule- needs no explanation.

Acute Dullness- Hmmmm.

Advanced Beginner- Well....I guess so.

Anarchy Rules!- nuff said there.


Almost Pregnant-

calculated spontaneity-

calm winds- Blew right by me.

clogged Drain-

Caring Republican- overused dogma.

Canadian Bacon- Only one real bacon and its Merican bacon.

clean oil- change it every two weeks. Synthetic only.

cluster bomb- for use in a target rich opportunity.

Cherokee Pioneer- think about it.

civilized Warfare- self explanatory.

Component Parts- what our bikes are made of.

Dark Star- brilliant obelisk.

Environmentalist Bumper Sticker- so true.

eloquent silence-

Enormously small-

firm Estimate-

Genuine Imitation-

Good Lawyer- Just kidding Becky!

Fire Water- thats a good one.

Farewell Reception-

Happy Demise-

Holy Roman Empire-

Ignorant Professor-

Negative Impact-

Non-alcholic Beer-

Obviously Concealed-

OBJECTIVE MORALITY- Okay.


Peacekeeper Missile- On target.

Quiet Loudspeaker-

Sanitary Landfill-

Severly Killed-

Taliban Intelligence-

Terrific headache-

UNBIASED PREDISPOSITION-

Weather Forecaster-

"Proud to be an Infidel" ... "100% pure American Jingoist"