I know you're joking, but If you would actually did that it would be great. But i'd like to see you do that with side gapped plugs because i actually feel a very considerable boost in low/mid torque with those. The iridiums i could see not showing much on the dyno. But i swear the SD plugs would show a bigger difference that anyone probably would be willing to believe, at least if dyno'd on mine. Why some get the benefits and others don't is debatable, but i'd put my money down that if anyone here rode MY bike with and w/o them they be suprised. So yeah, if you were actually willing to do that i'd be very interested to see the results. Bet you'd see a few more Lbs of torque all the way up the chart.