Sorry Phil,
But you're attempt at a parallel/simile/analogy/metaphorical send-up of Mr.Newman's(and by proxy...mine, I guess...or was it Kevin you were sending up here?
) most astute little ditty about the inherent dangers of warmongering was...well, to put it frankly...just a little below your usual incisive rhetorical standards.(Trust me on this, kid..the "first rule of comedy" is that it's nearly impossible to satirize a satire and then achieve even modicum success, my friend....I mean haven't seen any of MY attempts at fracturing the lyrics of a few popular recordings with decidedly mixed-results around here???)
If this is the best that you could come up with("WORMS"???!!!
)...I'd stick to administerin' this here place if I were you.
Cheers,
Dwight
(for, believe it or NOT....I think you're actually GOOD at THAT!)
