I like this one better:

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat worms

Big fat juicy ones
Slip slap slimy ones
I'm going out and eat worms

First you bite the head off
Then you suck the guts out
I'm going out and eat worms

Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm
I'm going out and eat worms

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat worms


"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" - Robert Heinlein