I like this one better:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat worms
Big fat juicy ones
Slip slap slimy ones
I'm going out and eat worms
First you bite the head off
Then you suck the guts out
I'm going out and eat worms
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
Oh how they wiggle and squirm
I'm going out and eat worms
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out and eat worms