-The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
First place I look for when parking...a spot under a tree in the shade.
-Hot water now comes out of both taps.
Since we live in a newer house, with plastic pipes that aren't buried deep, our water never really is cold in the summer.
-You can make sun tea instantly.
We make it all the time. Only takes about an hour or so.
-The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
Well I wouldn't go that far. Let's say below 90.

-You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
Been there, done that...just the other day.
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
Gotta watch those freshly paved parking lots when parking the bike. If you don't your kickstand will sink in until your bike tips over.
-You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
8 am and it's already 81 degrees with 65% humidity. Not that bad, but if you do any work you WILL be sweatin'.