Found this little ditti in my notes file on the computer. My notes actually mean JOKES.
At the World Brewing convention held in the States,
the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to
the bar at the end of the day's conference sessions.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In
'Strylya we make the best bloody beer in the whole
world, so be good enough to pour me a Bloody Fosters, mate."
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "Here in the
States we brew the finest beers in the world, and I
make the King of them all, so gimme a Bud."
Hans, CEO of Becks, steps up next: "In Germany ve
invented das bier, verdamt. Giff me ein Becks, ja
das ist der real Koenig of biers, danke."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would
you giveme a diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement and
disbelief written all over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?"
Paddy looks at all the other CEOs with disdain and replies:
"Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinking, then neither am I!"
