Funny story. I was at a motorcycle shop looking at gloves. This guy in his Harley costume walked up and asked what kind of gloves I thought were the best. He said that he had the Iso Grips, and a nice set of gloves with the gel inserts to keep the vibrations from numbing his hands.

I told him I couldn't help him. I ride a Triumph and our bikes don't jump around like a dog $hiting bones, so I don't need the gel and all that stuff.

He was dumbfounded. He walked outside to take a look at my bike, but as he was walking past his he slipped and fell on the oil slick his bike had left so we never talked (Okay, I made that last part up)


"I am what I am, and that's all that I am."