THAT'S IT GUYS! I can see it NOW!
The 2007 Triumph ELVIS!(formerly known as the "America")
I mean, come on people, ADMIT IT! WHAT'S more "Americana" than...ELVIS???!!! AND, You CAN'T hate ELVIS, can ya?!(Hell...I hear that even Osama does a mean "Hound Dog" and that "Roustabout" is his FAVORITE FLICK, for gawdsakes!!!)
But, I'll DRAW THE LINE at appeasing those darn FRENCHIES, BOY!!!!
I mean, it would TRULY be a DARK DAY INDEED if we would EVER see ANY BIKE named the...Triumph JERRY LEWIS!!!("LA-DY!!! LA-DY!!!")
(I hear that they've always loved him over there, for some reason!!!)
Cheers,
Dwight
(now if Mr.Bloor would only hire me, at least part-time, I could ALSO FIX that problematic look of the Rocket III for him TOO!!!....it's called, get rid of those small twin headlights, and instead have one large headlight situated in an updated and slightly larger '50s Triumph Thunderbird nacelle, which would draw the eye away from that ENORMOUS radiator, AND ALSO get rid of those asymetrical exhausts for one only on the right side)
