I'd rather have a Moon Pie, myself - Oh dear

I'd rather have a beer, myself - Now thats more like it!

Jaffa Cakes - "waxed crap, with a citrusy aftertaste". What

Now, as far as ice-tea goes .. what the hecks that all about ! - AMEN brother....Iced Tea...Thats just Wrong

Iced tea with a twist of lime and sugar to make it sweet - Oh Gawd..it gets worse.

plenty of good old newcastle brown ale - Oh finally, some sanity is returning.

My only problem with Jaffa Cakes is that they don't put enough of them in the wee packet. About 150 - 200 would be just right. I was beginning to think you Americans had no taste, thank you Greybeard. Normal service can now resume.


Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able Seller of fine automobiles. Jaguar, Land Rover, Porsche of Chattanooga 423-424-4000