I'd rather have a Moon Pie, myself -

Oh dear
I'd rather have a beer, myself -

Now thats more like it!
Jaffa Cakes - "waxed crap, with a citrusy aftertaste".

What

Now, as far as ice-tea goes .. what the hecks that all about ! - AMEN brother....Iced Tea...Thats just Wrong
Iced tea with a twist of lime and sugar to make it sweet - Oh Gawd..it gets worse.

plenty of good old newcastle brown ale - Oh finally, some sanity is returning.

My only problem with Jaffa Cakes is that they don't put enough of them in the wee packet. About 150 - 200 would be just right.

I was beginning to think you Americans had no taste, thank you Greybeard. Normal service can now resume.
