From the Book of Bipun...starting with verse 23.
23. And on the 4th day Cyclo, the Great One, made a bimotor. He called it TBA. He made it in his image, silver, 790cc, spoke wheels and chrome. He saw it was good.
24. Cyclo would come to the garden and ride and there was no rust, no chain wear and no gravel to cause discomfort.
25. TBA was faithful, yet lonely. Cyclo saw this and said I will make a help meet for TBA.
26. So he made a deep sleep to come upon TBA. Cyclo then removed a Triumph badge from the TBA and from there, he created the speedmaster in the image of the TBA. Now TBA had someone to travel with. He saw this was good.
27. They were permitted to travel anywhere in the twisty beautiful land, except the area of Mud/Ice and Tar.
28. Speedy begged TBA to ride in Mud/Ice and Tar, saying that Cyclo was afraid that they would have too much fun.
29. TBA steadfastly argued not, but Speedy eventually won and the two went to the forbidden land.
30. Speedy fell first, TBA fell trying to rescue her.
31. As a punishment, TBA and Speedy have forever been aflicted with rust, chain wear, flat tires, and the need for constant cleaning. Additionally they have been banned from the land of no gravel to forever worry about little patches of the stuff in curves and old roads.
So you see, the TBA was first and the original. Speedy is here to keep us company
