"Strumpets ride Trumpets."
"Ride a Trumpet, get more crumpet."

Sorry girls! Someone had to say it..!

"Triumph - because I could" ?

"We go our own way"

"Anyone who rides a black Speedmaster is totally cool and to be respected, unlike other colours of Speedmasters or indeed any other motorcycle who, on a sliding scale from zero cool to just a bit less cool than a black Speedmaster owner, scale in as less cool than a black Speedmaster owner who is totally 100% cool." (Apologies to Arsenalfan!)

The last one would be a bit difficult as a tattoo, you'ld have to have bloody long arms..


The westernmost Triumph in Europe