Triumph - Modern classic done right!
Triumph - 'nuff said!
Triumph - Made in the UK, by British blokes
Triumph - It was a choice between this and a bunch of inferior motorcycles.
Triumph - YES, they're STILL making them!
Triumph - because I didn't need a penis extender to enhance my ego. (This one might get censored

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Triumph - Because I had a choice.
Triumph - Comes with its own cool website at no charge.
Triumph - Avoid using the "kill" switch.
Triumph - Anything else is just a Harley or something that wants to be one.
Triumph - What the others COULD have been.
Triumph - Remember to bring all your papers when taking the ferry to Europe! (Sorry Adey

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Triumph - FIRST the divorce, THEN the motorcycle.
That's all, folks!
