Loquacious
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and just when it settles and you think it's forgotten someone starts it up again!!!
Oh, are we talking about color again.
It does seem, in my opinion and with scientific evidence to back my opinion and after seeking council with other red owners, it does seem that the true fact seems to lean towards the fact that, Red ones goes faster, the Red ones look better and Red ones are ridden by the coolest people. Riders of all other colors are highly jealous of the red ones, mostly because it is universally known that the red ones go faster, look better and are riden by the coolest people. It does seem that every now and again the debate does come up, usually brought up by those who do not ride red ones. This is because they do take issue with the fact that the red ones are faster, look better and are riden by the coolest people. I myself dont fully subscribe to this, but i am in the middle of an exstensive study to see if there is in fact any truth in the fact that the Red ones do go faster, look better and are riden by the coolest people. So far the study is proving to be very interesting as it does seem that the Blue ones, Green ones, Black ones, Silver ones, Grey ones, and colors that do not have any resemblence to Red, do indeed, it seems, go slightly slower than the red ones, dont look quite as good as good as the red ones, and although riden by some pretty cool people, are not riden by the coolest people, who it seems do tend to be seen more often on red ones. Now i am still in the early days of my study so things are subject to change. However, the early sugestions certainly do seem to lean towards and generally agree with early studies that do in fact prove, without a shadow of a doubt, but of course is open to debate, that in actual fact the Red ones do go faster, look better and are riden by the coolest people. So to summerize, and in summary as is to say in a nutshell, the Red ones do in fact go faster, the Red ones do in fact look better and the Red ones are riden by the coolest people. However, it must be said that this is the opinion of the author and so others may aggree or disaggree, but it must also be said that it is generally known that the author is correct in all things he says, writes or implies. So it is in knowing that the author is always right in his writings, sayings and implications that it is therefore a given, as in a true fact, that his study findings concerning the debate on wether or not the Red ones are indeed faster, look better and are riden by the coolest people is true, conclusive and unchallengable.
So, there we have it. The Red ones are faster, look better and are ridden by the coolest people.
Thew, glad we got that cleared up. Now, can we put this topic to bed please 
Arsenalfan. AKA Mark Able
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