I go to the car wash, spray the heck out of it with soap, then rinse, then spotfree rinse, then wheel cleaner on the alloys and dry it. (While leaving the blower dries my hair. Maybe I should start using the quarter ones instead of the drive through. Clothes seem to stay wet way too long.) Bring it home and wax the chain a bit.

I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.