I have a neighbor with a $30k Harley who considers himself an expert on all things motorcycle. Last summer he stopped at the car wash to scold me for using the high pressure soap & water on my bike. I listened to his lecture which ended with the words "And besides, it says not to in the Harley manual." You know the response, "Gee, then I guess it's a good thing it's a Triumph." He's been sorta quiet since then.
