Okay guys! HERE'S the REAL poop!!!
I've just heard from sources, of which unfortunately I am NOT at this time permitted to divulge their names(so, GO AHEAD and TRY to confirm THIS, I DARE ya), that BMW IS INDEED at this time planning strajedy...er...strategy to acquire Triumph in a HOSTILE TAKEOVER bid.
However, the astute Mr. Bloor and his boys, in a most intelligent and courageous manner, have come up with what appears the PERECT DEFENSE to this, for want of another term...AGGRESSION, apparently being planned by those forces headquartered in Munich.
Triumph will resurrect a name that has proven in the past to STRIKE FEAR into the hearts of those from across the Channel who would be so bold as to EVEN THINK that they could hold even a small piece of the "Island Fortress" known as...ENGLAND!!!
YES!!! Mr. Bloor has announced that..A MOTORCYCLE..will soon be hitting the market with the hallowed name of.... SPITFIRE.....TRIUMPH Spitfire.
Hey, trust me! I don't just make this stuff up, ya know!
Cheers,
Dwight
(OH! BTW....I ALMOST FORGOT....Any resemblance in the above post to any actual names or events are purely coincidental, and in no way are offered to reflect any political viewpoint or opinion about any particular persons or people)
(whew...THAT ought to satisfy any Teutonic types out there who may think certain things "ain't funny"....can't say I don't learn from "history", huh?)
