Man! You guys are SO misinformed!
John Bloor IS Elvis!!! I thought you guys would'a figured THIS ONE out on your own...like I DID!
Well...okay! I admit it. It was REALLY Luther(the guy in my ward, two beds down to the right) who came up with THIS little theory.
But it makes PERFECT SENSE to ME!
Cheers,
Dwight
(shhhh....here comes the nurse)