HEY!!! WHO let the "Goth" in here???!!!

LOOK! I got news for ya kid!

Bela Lugosi ONLY rode TRIUMPHS! And these young upstart vampires today wouldn't know a good ridin' motorsickle from a bag full o' RUSTY HAMMERS!

GOT IT???!!!

Dwight
(geeez, I tell ya!...what are we gonna do with all these wet-behind-the-ears vampires today, huh???!!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)