Well Mark,
Y'all being a relative newcomer to these here shores, ya Limey you(BTW, let me see that GREEN CARD o' yours, BOY!), Y'all wouldn't know that WEST o' that there big river known as the "Mississip", they teach the them Razorbacks how ta drain ALL the "juice" outta their bikes in one simple motion.
Now, YOU gentlemen on the EAST side of said river(BTW...ever read any o' Mark Twain's stuff, BOY?), are teaching them there boys the RIGHT WAY.(now...are ya LISTENIN' ta me here BOY???!!!)
Cheers,
Dwight (aka Foghorn)
(ah SAY...sometimes ah think some o' these here kids around here are 'bout as bright as a bag full o' wet weasels)
