We might as well just get it all out on the table:
- Helmet Laws. I exercise my choice to wear one, I respect your choice not to. Novelty helmet use routinely circumvents this unenforceable joke
- Gun Control. Never owned a firearm, but I'll fight for your right to
- Abortion. Men have minimal input. It's up to the women
- Death penalty. Only exercised when conclusive DNA evidence is involved. One appeal to validate litigation, then a bullet to the back of the head
- Unions. Good prior to 1920, bad now
- Equal Opportunity. Mission accomplished, enough already
- "X" history day/week/month. Does Polish-Czech-American day for a second generation American sound stupid? You bet it does
- Separation of church and state. Home schooling. I can burn all the incense I want there
- Gay marriage. Only gays should be married
- The DaVinci Code. It's fiction folks
-- Lord of the Rings. Hobbits are not real
- Floorboards. Good.
- Brown M&M's. Bad.
I wish Big Ben a speedy recovery.
