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Okay, I'll tread lightly a little further.

What is the difference between the Tet Offensive and the Battle of the Bulge?



Well, the communists had already infiltrated Hollywood and the press and wouldn't let the Nazis in?

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Can you imagine CNN covering Gettsburg?


For one thing, they wouldn't have taken sides, considering it was Americans against Americans.

Did anyone hear the press conference this morning? When they found out the pig was extracted alive and died while they were acessing his condition to apply first aid, there were a few reporters trying to make it sound like someone shot him.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python