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So what's the problem?





The problem boils down to this.
If he gets one, how will he;
1. Explain it to SWMBO in a way that she won't bite his head off,
2. Keep it hidden from her or,
3. Disguise it as his old bike well enough that she won't notice.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python