Alabama is the worst I have been in. I told my brother-in-law I was going into the fuse business. He asked why, I told him everyone's fuses must be blown because there were no turn signals. (Actually, I did see signals used on out-of-state cars.)
My sister rode with me on the bike, then came home and told Rick, "You wouldn't believe him. He turns on his signal all the time, even when he doesn't need to." I told them it was to wake up the idiots, maybe they would see those bright pumpkins.