Well guys! Call me a cheap b*stard(HEY DWIGHT! YOU'RE A CHEAP B*STARD!!!)....but....for NO MONEY DOWN and NO MONTHLY PAYMENTS....I keep a 5mm hex key(allen wrench) in my pocket. And THEN, when I know I'll be on these SoCal freeways with little of no traffic(yep people...that actually HAPPENS sometimes) OR when I'm goona be waaaaay out of the "Asphalt Jungle", I simply loosen the thottle machanism, pull it towards the end of the handlebar, which of course makes for more friction against the bar end, and thus keeps the throttle from returning to idle(without a positive turn of your own) and then tighten 'er back up!

And then I CA-RUISE down the highway, sometimes takin' my right hand competely off the handlebar, and joyessly and effortlessly motor down the Interstates.(all along with EITHER the tunes of Springsteen or Steppenwolf playing in my little noggin'.

Cheers,
Dwight
(I'm so freakin' smart....and CHEAP!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)