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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour! himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
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LMAO...hilarious! 
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Oh thats effin' brilliant. heee-laaare-eee-us
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If someone doesn't swallow a Viagra pill first go, do they get a stiff neck? 
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...In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours please contact your doctor....
or celebrate ...whichever makes your motor turn.
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that is goooooooood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do they show the Viagra commercials in the UK?
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Heard they were bringing it out as an eye drop.
It doesn't do your sex life any good........
.... but you look hard!!!!!!!!!
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My dad loves those "if an erection lasts longer than 3 hours" warnings and always adds "you and your partner should consult a doctor"  That list reminds me of the Robert DeNero skit on SNL where he said all the funny terrorist names "Bin Farteen" etc.
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That list reminds me of the Robert DeNero skit on SNL where he said all the funny terrorist names "Bin Farteen" etc.
We don't get that channel over here but I saw it on line ... it's brilliant!
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Before a colonoscopy they give you a solution called "GoLightly" that is to clean out the intestine before they scope you. It will do anything but make you go lightly. After a dose of this you feel you have ridden in two "iron butt' runs. pun intended
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