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Should be Riding
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Sorry... One more... Quote:
I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh-huh
Tonight we're taking me fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
and stomp around like a bunch of goons
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
We're all OD'd on the Olden West
seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
I can ride that phony bull so damn good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
After a couple s**t kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
Those darn punks are crazy (though)
and meaner than a bull at a rodeo
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a messed up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Yee Haw
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
I couldn't make it as a Punker
"Urban Struggle" ~ The Vandals
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Saddle Sore
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More flags
More fun!
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Geez! I see we NOW have a biker AND a cowboy thing going on here!  Well, if any of you guys also has an INDIAN Motorcycle, a friend who's a COP, or tells me that you're REALLY a HARDHAT trapped inside the body of a lesbian, then you bozos could take this here VILLAGE PEOPLE act on the freakin' ROAD!  Oh! I ALMOST forgot. Do any of you idjets still wear your old NAVY uniform around too? I guess THAT could come in handy also, HUH???!!!  Cheers, Dwight (Okay...I'll get the ball rollin' for you guys...... It's fun to ride on your Tri-umph B-A It's fun to ride on your Tri-umph B-A....) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Adjunct
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How did I know Zappa would end up here.
Last edited by Larkfarms; 06/01/2006 6:50 AM.
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Learned Hand
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See, I told you I shouldn't think so much. I will try harder to avoid such activity .
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Check Pants
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Quote:
then you bozos could take this here VILLAGE PEOPLE act on the freakin' ROAD! It's fun to ride on your Tri-umph B-A....)
Hey now Dwight, you're hitting close to home.
I used to work underground electrical installation a couple summers, but the stupid hardhat kept falling off my noggin into the trench. About 6 years in LE, but those stiff flat brimmed phillips head screwdriver hats gave me headache. A couple more years cowboying, but had a hard time successfully roping sagebrush and fenceposts, much less a moving calf? And I have fringe on the mc seat. Hey, I'm a group of one.
Who are the Village People, did they "open" for Johnny Cash, BB King or Carlos Santana??
J (poser) H
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."
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Bar Shake
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Bar Shake
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Quote:
Geez! I see we NOW have a biker AND a cowboy thing going on here!
Well, if any of you guys also has an INDIAN Motorcycle, a friend who's a COP, or tells me that you're REALLY a HARDHAT trapped inside the body of a lesbian, then you bozos could take this here VILLAGE PEOPLE act on the freakin' ROAD!
Oh! I ALMOST forgot.
Do any of you idjets still wear your old NAVY uniform around too? I guess THAT could come in handy also, HUH???!!!
Cheers,
Dwight
(Okay...I'll get the ball rollin' for you guys......
It's fun to ride on your Tri-umph B-A
It's fun to ride on your Tri-umph B-A....)
Well Dwight, it's a poser thread actually . But you bring up an excellent analogy here .
If you look like you're one of the Village People, then you're a poser
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Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Hey, I'm the new kid? (58) on the block, I rode while in collage but took a leave of absence after I had a little argument with a vehicle larger than my trail bike. So anyway, Im back and I bought a Speedmaster just to be different. I have had the bike two months and have over 1400 miles on it, kinda like to ride. Anyway to me the posers are those guy the buy the Harley or whatever, trailer it to there destination, ride with loud pipes that make your head hurt, drink enough beer (not that drinking beer is bad) to get the stupidity factor way up there and then load up their bike, go home and look at it until next year. I wear the boots, jacket etc because the asphalt is a little stronger than the ol' skin. And with everyone out there in those larger vehicles trying to see just how quick your reflexes are the safety stuff is fine with me. I don't have any tatoos, made 30 years in the service of Uncle Sam without one so I really don't need one now and beside I figure if it was supposed to be there it would be!
May You Be An Hour In Heaven Before The Devil Knows Your Dead!
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Should be Riding
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Should be Riding
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Hey Greg, A couple of things... First of all WELCOME!!Next... Thank you very much for your service And lastly... You are absolutley right  Especially about the part that you have a bike, you love to ride and you do ride. That is what separates the poseurs from the rest (of us). Soren
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